macaroniously

A misspoken version of the word acrimoniously.

"Every student macaroniously believes that their teacher hates them."

-Principal Blackman, Strangers with Candy

by ThatsIsJustCrazy February 10, 2014

Macaroni and cheese

a dish of macaroni in a cheese sauce.

Mom i want Macaroni and cheese for dinner.

by ZmanDuma July 30, 2022

Macaroni

Is when a guy like a Dame Banda is obsessed with Mac and cheese and can’t get over her and is in denial.

“Bro I swear I’m never going to macaroni house again this is the last time”

by Mace2xxx April 27, 2022

salt and pepper in the macaroni

When a white and black male ejaculate simultaneously on a white petite woman.

Me and my homie put salt and pepper in her macaroni last night.
They really put salt and pepper in the macaroni when they hooked up.

by Salt and pepper in the macaron February 28, 2021

The Wacky Macaroni

Coronavirus already has a connotation in everyday interactions, once it’s uttered people freak out and start babbling on about toilet paper and ”flattening the curve.” The Wacky Macaroni is a much more fun euphemism as opposed to it’s scientific name, COVID-19.

Jimothy: Why can’t you come out with us this Saturday?
Izzy: It’s because mom is paranoid about The Wacky Macaroni, she won’t even let me walk the dog!
Jimothy: Well try to work your magic on and convince her, tell her we’ll all bathe in sanitizer if it helps.

by p33peepoopoo March 18, 2020

hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

Macaroni and schmeese

A another word for kids this position will make u have kids and bust while a child comes out and the cum and blood looks yellow mixed together

Let’s do Macaroni and schmeese since your pregnant :)

by DaddyMillkers_671 December 11, 2021