loot the booty

when at a strip club, you try to take all of the money in her g-string; starting with the highest value and then decreasing

John: hey man, i'm going to the strip club tonight rich, and i'm gonna leave broke again
kurtis: have you tried to loot the booty? works every time for me.
John: you have to play with somebody else though
Kurtis: I'll show you how it's done

by banana panzy fucker January 1, 2014

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Get the loot the bootymug.

Booty Loot

Any kind of videogame loot

Aye bro, I found hella booty loot in that house

by Ernest P Worrell June 26, 2023

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Get the Booty Lootmug.

Ground Loot

Very Common;Easy to get/find; Not valuable most of the time.

“This pussy is ground loot bro”
“Hershey’s chocolate is ground loot”
“YO BRO I GOT THIS GROUND LOOT”

by Chicagobuckets80 March 12, 2024

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Floor Loot

Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.

Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"

Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."

by SonyBravia February 22, 2025

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