loneranger

The act of calling rodeo just as you are about to cum, when your friends are waiting to pounce outside the room, and you are masturbating, not having sex with an ugly slut. When they come in to laugh at you, the joke backfires. You laugh at them as they see you masturbating, if your lucky you will gun one of them done with your six shooter.

"The other night Chris called rodeo at a party. We all piled in to the room for a laugh, but it backfired, when he pulled a textbook loneranger and hit Rhys between the eyes."

by rusty g January 2, 2010

Loner envy

The desire to have some time alone. Being envious of those people who have nobody around them.

When family and friends are around ALL the time. While the intent of the family and friends is good, too much of a good thing can drive a person crazy.

I have been with friends and family nonstop for three weeks. I am having mad loner envy and would do anything to get a minute alone.

by Davestomb January 1, 2012

loner

Somebody who prefers to be alone.

Harun is such a loner; he's always sitting by himself. He even sits by himself at football and basketball games. Oh,well,as long as he's content to be a loner.

by JMC70 February 2, 2017

swamp loggers

a painfull dump that feels like you're crapping out logs

Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers

by hanglestein July 11, 2010

mental loner

Unlike an actual loner, a mental loner has friends to hang out with, but thinks that all his/her friends are worthless idiots and feel alone.

This girl is a stereotypical weeaboo, and while she hangs out with friends, none of them ever watched a single anime, so she considers herself a mental loner.

by cutesy pastel living doll May 24, 2014

Loggerhead

To curl out a turd (or a 'log' as it's sometimes known) on an unsuspecting victim's head. The loggerhead is best achieved when said victim is asleep.

''While sandra was asleep, her boyfriend Joe, did gone and gave her a big ol' loggerhead.''

''What's a loggerhead?''

''I'm glad you asked. It's basically shitting on someones forehead''

''Well this has been educational. Thanks!''

''You're extremely welcome, Betty.''

or...

''God, Sandra is such a cunt sometimes!''

''I agree, Joe. Shall we give her a loggerhead as punishment?''

''Yes. Then we should steal from her.''

by dontuseyourrealnamejeff February 12, 2013

loaner

A hurtful word for a kid who doesn't have any friends. Who spends all of his time alone and doesn't go out on weekends. Never gets picked for teams when playing sports and is hard pressed to get a date for a prom.

Mna look at troy over there by himself, he is such a loaner.

by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar March 3, 2005