slob lobster

a word used to describe portly baseball players

Ryan Zimmerman is a typical slob lobster

slob lobster by tyler chapin May 23, 2008

Copper Lobster 

A copper Lobster is a person that is very cheap. They prefer to waste time to get the best deal and usually still never purchase. AKA a penny Pincher.

Tom asked to split a meal with his dinner date because he wanted to save two dollars. Tom is a copper lobster

Copper Lobster by KING COPPER December 9, 2008

wet lobster 

when you lick your thumb and pointer finger then pinch the other persons nose

yo did you see me give tux a wet lobster

wet lobster by keek the sneak January 4, 2009

snack lobstering 

1. The actual act of snacking on lobster, i.e., consuming lobster as a snack.

2. Another way to describe cunnilingus.

1. I enjoyed a wonderful evening at a winery in Niagara, where snack-lobstering and tasting wonderful wines were the main event.
2. I was hoping I could convince her to participate in a little snack lobstering at my parents' house after the movie.

snack lobstering by Dr HYH July 9, 2010

muddy lobster 

Inserting fingers into a partners anus and pinching.

Last nigh I stuck my fingers in Jill's ass and did the muddy lobster

muddy lobster by Muddy Lobster August 8, 2014

foot lobster 

When you and your friend play footsie at Red Lobster and the winner uses the lobster cracker on the loser's toes

Yo, I was eatin my crab and all of a sudden Jeremy played foot lobster with me! I gave him a thrashing after that.

foot lobster by catsh8dogs January 4, 2017

Holiday Lobster 

The holiday lobster is the decades long tradition of a family member or friend dressing as a lobster to deliver the gifts people actually need.

Omg did you see how holiday lobster gave Katie a condom with a straw in it!? You know she loves cum!

Holiday Lobster by Holiday Lobster December 5, 2020