Toasty lizards is like the jam to every croissant. They are top of the line creatures no doubt. They make the likes of Motus, Storror, Farang, and other second hand groups look like a bunch of salamanders or other lower tier reptilian species. If you've ever seen a toasty lizard you probably understand their immense godlike power, and know that they should be feared.
fuck dude, did you hear about those toasty lizards?
Ya i heard they cured cancer... for the third time this week!
Ya i heard they cured cancer... for the third time this week!
by toasty spirit March 8, 2021
Get the toasty lizardsmug. When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
by zack15 September 22, 2010
Get the lizard bagmug. A Linktree Lizard is a person that posts provocative content on social media (e.g. thirst traps) to drive traffic to an account containing a linktree, beacons, or personal website link set that likely leads to an OnlyFans account.
Tyler: Have you seen all this ass shaking on TikTok lately?
Jeremy: Yea, it's full of linktree lizards.
Tyler: You're right... I'm still saving all of these videos, though.
Jeremy: Yea, it's full of linktree lizards.
Tyler: You're right... I'm still saving all of these videos, though.
by High When I Wrote This May 23, 2022
Get the Linktree Lizardmug. Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".
by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015
Get the slapping the lizardmug. by johnnyonthespot22 August 3, 2010
Get the lick the lizardmug. by not a yard lizard April 1, 2010
Get the yard lizardmug. When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time
Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night
Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!
Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick
Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!
Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick
by Dan Gigolo January 4, 2008
Get the winking lizardmug.