Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.

Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.

by shockin burt June 12, 2018

Highway Lizard

A Highway Lizard, is a woman who will specifically target lifted 4x4's, semi trucks, or can be seen seductively dressed on the side of a road, with the hopes of attracting the attention of any guy who is willing to give her any sort of attention. You can always find a Highway Lizard at truck stops, gas stations, night clubs, or outdoor party spots.

Not to be confused with a Mud Cricket or a River Roach. But the Highway Lizard is closely related.

Hey Danny, were you out with that Highway Lizard last night.. Dude, get your pencil checked, cause she's been on every rig at Stave Lake.

by Pantharen June 12, 2018

Linktree Lizard

A Linktree Lizard is a person that posts provocative content on social media (e.g. thirst traps) to drive traffic to an account containing a linktree, beacons, or personal website link set that likely leads to an OnlyFans account.

Tyler: Have you seen all this ass shaking on TikTok lately?
Jeremy: Yea, it's full of linktree lizards.
Tyler: You're right... I'm still saving all of these videos, though.

by High When I Wrote This May 23, 2022

toasty lizards

Toasty lizards is like the jam to every croissant. They are top of the line creatures no doubt. They make the likes of Motus, Storror, Farang, and other second hand groups look like a bunch of salamanders or other lower tier reptilian species. If you've ever seen a toasty lizard you probably understand their immense godlike power, and know that they should be feared.

fuck dude, did you hear about those toasty lizards?

Ya i heard they cured cancer... for the third time this week!

by toasty spirit March 8, 2021

lick the lizard

To perform oral sex on a female.

Bob said, She wanted me to lick the lizard.

by johnnyonthespot22 August 3, 2010

yard lizard

A female who hangs out at trucker stops, who sleeps with truckers, sometimes for money.

Will got to stop at houston so we can pick up some yard lizards.

by not a yard lizard April 1, 2010

winking lizard

When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time

Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night

Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!

Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick

by Dan Gigolo January 4, 2008