Lemon Cream

When you ejaculate and piss at the same time and the thickness of your semen mixes with the yellow colour of your urine to make a sticky yellow liquid.

Man, I've been making so much lemon cream lately, I should really use the bathroom before I decide to masturbate.

by Krusnoas January 12, 2015

lemon dick

A lemon dick is what you get when you expect a big dick but instead get a 4in at best

Chyann was dissatisfied when Jacob pulled out his lemon dick

by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016

lemon shit

when a shit burns your ass

oh fuck me that burnt, i just had a lemon shit

by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018

Lemon Lord

a mythical creature said to dwell in the forests of Antarctica who can grant the power of the lemon to any one it wishes. It is the creator of all lemon-kind. A god of the lemons so to speak. Seeing him with your bear eyes will blind you because of its sheer power and amazingness. Lemon lord will save us all. PRAISE THE LEMON!!!!!!

Mere Mortal 1: "What is that!?"
Mere Mortal 2: "Its.. its.. its LEMON LORD. He's here to save us!"
*both go blind

by Mole-RatBanger69 September 9, 2020

Two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade

When you are playing dbzx2 and get one the world fighting tourney stage you ask the enemy for one

Burcol *brings trash talker to this stage*
Burcol: “can I get two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade” *as they kick a trashtalking baby in the dickhole*

by Perii June 11, 2020

Difficult difficult lemon difficult

The awkwardly worded antonym to 'Easy peasy lemon squeezy' meant to express that something was very difficultly done.

"That claims process was difficult difficult lemon difficult"

by Therane08 April 16, 2017

Lemon Cooler

A word (phrase) used to describe soft drinks such as "Sprite", "Sierra Mist", "Squirt" etc. Some drinks are referred to as "Caffeinated Lemon Coolers"such as Mountain Dew or Vault, and Surge because the contain high amounts of caffeine. These soft drinks are often clear or yellowish-green in color and have been know to be the most thirst quenching sodas available.

"When I go to the movie theater I usually order a popcorn and a lemon cooler before the show begins."

by Hippie Dave January 2, 2009