Lean Blunt

A blunt filled to the brim with headies, and then coated in promo.

Q. Man what the fuck is up with your eyes?

A. I'm faded as shit off that Lean Blunt

by Dr.Mean thumb March 16, 2012

Lean Cuisine

A tall and skinny, but goodlooking and muscularly toned man.

Most girls like giant, buff, men, but I am more into a nice Lean Cuisine.

by HamptonHawkeye October 17, 2011

purple lean

Promithezine Cough Syrup (codeine) mixed with Sprite.

Yo mane,I was loaded on that purple lean.

by kja2069 July 24, 2007

porno lean

When you hit on a girl while she is sitting down at a desk and you lean in with one arm folded on the counter top and the other poised on your hip at an angle. The you would usually say a cheesy pick up line that would only work in a porno movie from the 70s.

Woman- How will I pay for the pizza?

*Porno leans in like a slime ball and grins*

Man- Oh I can think of a way.

*cheesy grin*

by Sir Charles of Reno February 24, 2008

jerker's lean

Just as a plant bends toward the sunlight, the male penis will bend permanently toward the favorable hand used when jerking off.

Why does John's penis bend to the left when he's erect? Answer: Because he uses his left hand to jerk off. In other words, he has mad jerker's lean.

by Scrappy777 January 14, 2008

cop a lean

When you lean back in the drivers seat of a car almost to the point of not being seen.

I went to the mechanic to fix my cop a lean in my car .

by KittyKat Goldie November 18, 2016

Lean Walhalla

The main antagonist of Beyblade Burst Sparking, the fifth season of Beyblade (the show) and the sixth generation of Beyblades (the tops). He is a blader with launcher-shattering launch power and unbeatable flare. He has a pet hedgehog named Harry. He is known for having plot armor able to destroy the generation main character Valt Aoi and the Sparking main character Hyuga Asahi. He was mentored by Shu Kurenai, one of the strongest Bladers. He uses the Defense type beyblade Lucifer The End. Kou. Drift. He is also known as Lane Valhalla outside of Japan or Lain Valhalla in the Americas and West Asia.

Lean Walhalla is the king of plot armor.

by LetItRip016 February 14, 2021