The toilet, but only when your pooping.
by Bobs Murders October 02, 2023
Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!
Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4
Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever
Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!
Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4
Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever
Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
by KorokDude August 25, 2023
Am a lawyer, Beatrice told Intergrity group members who thought she was a model.
Am a lawyer, she shouted on top of her voice.
Am a lawyer, she shouted on top of her voice.
by Beatrice London. May 12, 2024
A dedicated law student who chose not to study one night.... And then another night untill he/she failed a final. Leading them to a life of discouragement and failure..
by Yourconscience November 28, 2013
mother: have a nice day at law school! child: no mother, it's better that law school. it's lawyer school!!
by iizzziiee April 22, 2022
by Saucedawg January 05, 2022
Her son developed a form of schizophrenia... But wait! Schizophrenia doesn't usually develop until their 20s!
Hym "You did it again and your kids got murdered for it AGAIN and it lead to ' a lawyer's grief.' He probably knows who I am. That's why he's grieving. This is not the natural consequences of the things I have done. You are doing this to avoid being wrong. That IS the natural consequences of the things you're doing. THIS is an aberration."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025