lamp anal

compulsive liar, makes themself the center of attention in every social interaction. Brags about money they don't have.

"what's Mr Lamp Anal up to now?"
"talking to the law teacher about Louis Vuitton and his own non-existent brand."
"great."

by mystery dog September 21, 2017

Rubbing The lamp

Rubbing the lamp is the is another word for Masrubating but secretly. Like Aladdin did in the move while jasmen was right there .

I secretly Rubbing The lamp And the magic happens

by life is a joke September 13, 2020

Lamp Post

A taunting word. Its suggestive, but it doesn't have a meaning other than a simple lamp post. Its used for fun, to see how far the oblivious member of the group can go with elaborating about "Lamp Posts".

Person 1: "Haha, thats a big lampost!"
Oblivious Person: "Yeah, I bet you do like that big lamp post! Get it? Get it? Eh...?"

by Amber F April 27, 2008

beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.

I got an infection from beating the lamp.

by viva_vagina October 30, 2007

pineapple lamp

A lamp with pineapples on it.

"Hey, dude, that lamp has pineapples on it. It's such a pineapple lamp."

by Bobolini Patterson August 17, 2006

lamp out

To turn off the lights and go to sleep.

Girl:What you want to do?
Other Girl:Im so tired ima lamp out.

by AskAround February 16, 2008

Lava Lamp

A light that protects you from the dark in a groovy way

Stephanie: I think Mckay put it there......(lava lamp)
Nicole: your just afraid of the dark :p

by Nickyelf-migero March 11, 2011