lancearmstronger

A person who is always quick to point out the flaws in something another person did, but lacks the balls to do anything himself.

"Dude you shouldn't have even tried to talk to her, it was obvious you were going to get shut down."

"Yeah well you know what you damn lancearmstronger? I'm sleeping with your sister."

by D H December 6, 2007

free lancer

When you become single and decide you don't want a relationship and want to play out all of your options. Instead of dating one person, you date several to make sure the one you pick isn't a douche bag!

Since Nicole's been single shes sure become a free lancer!

by nicole911reno February 25, 2009

Launceston

The colon of planet earth. The place where you get summer, spring, autumn and winter twice in the space of 2 hours. Launceston pwns Hobart.

Terrorist 1: hey let's go and blow up launceston!
Terrorist 2: what? where the fuck is launceston?

by G00dger September 25, 2005

Lance Wackerle

The act of penetrating or attempting to penetrate the anal orifice of any living creature and occassionally inanimate objects such as toilet paper roll tubes or small dead children.

"Would you mind if I Lance Wackerle your ass, I'm feeling kinda sexy".

by Mr Zuchinnibrain February 21, 2012

lancevideos

Lance videos is gay little boy who has internalize homophobia. He’s a racist little twink and thinks he’s all that which he’s not. He’s a boyfriend is nickvideos btw.

A: Did you know that gay little conservative boy?
B: Lancevideos?

A: Yeah

B: He’s so annoying ugh i hate lance videos

by Miana July 8, 2020

Launceston

Living in Launceston makes me want to commit suicide.

It's the bogan, redneck and boredom capital of Australia.

Person 1: Launceston is a fucking shithole.
Person 2: I want to fucking leave but I have no money to move to the mainland.
Person 1: Lets just kill ourselves instead.
Person 2: But the locals will try and eat us.
Person 1: Ok fine how about you kill yourself and I have you for dinner?
Person 2: Fine.

by Fuck Tasmania March 26, 2007

Lancer

In the classic Five Man Band in fiction, the Lancer is the second string to the Hero, who often has the opposite personality to him. The best known example would be Han Solo, who is the Lancer to Luke Skywalker's hero.

Don't think of yourself as my second banana, think of yourself as my Lancer.

by Alex Stockwell December 26, 2010