Krunk

Quite an unusual being as some say but can be said in the form of saying you’re going to do something just to forget about doing it in the end

Guy 1: Why didn’t you help me yesterday?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I’ll help you in an hour.

Guy 1: Dude you’ve been saying that for 2 days now. Quit being a Krunk

by KrunkYT October 15, 2019

The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.

Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"

by felix844 July 2, 2012

Krunked

Getting black out drunk by consuming entire large cups/cup of hard Vodka. The Word originating from a man nicknamed Kuyk who got black out drunk from said Definition.

David got Krunked after downing a whole cup of hard Vodka

by Mark 2 Raygun February 2, 2022

Krunk

To cum and poo at the same time Leaving a mess almost the same colours of a melted kinda egg.

Antoine: yo I just did a krunk everywhere
Benjy: let me lick it

Antoine: course there more coming

by Blaze123 April 12, 2020

Krunk Musik

Musik That Gets You Hype, Excited And,
Ecstatic But Has A Deep Sad Meaning Behind It, Still Hard Tho.

Random Fan : That Nigga Kuupa6 Dropped “KRUNK MUSIK” Shit Is A Masterpiece.
Another Random Fan : Bro Really Raps On Loud Beats About Sad Topics And Call It “Krunk Musik” LOL
The First Random Fan : So What Nigga This Shit Hard Idc About Him Being Sad !

by giga nigga the big dick nigga February 20, 2024

Krunking

Krunking is when a person comes all over the receiving person with a thick, creamy paste. The only way to get the paste off is by going to doge land river and washing it off.

Me and the boys where krunking on this doge

by Pizza0967 November 26, 2021

Krunk Fungler

A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.

Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.

Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple

Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio

by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024