She didn't give you her number after that stellar Pee Wee Herman impersonation? You don't say. Better luck next time, krunk nuts.
by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018

A state of mental instability that leads to you becoming extraordinarily tapped. It can cause mandem to act in an incredibly sus manner. On the other hand it can also be a state of euphoria and affection that creates a deeper bonding between the mandem, that others can not comprehend.
by G2 Trappy November 22, 2020

A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.
Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.
There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.
1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.
2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.
These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.
There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.
1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.
2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.
These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024

by Kevin11 May 26, 2007

A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.
Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.
Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple
Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.
Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple
Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024

Krunking is when a person comes all over the receiving person with a thick, creamy paste. The only way to get the paste off is by going to doge land river and washing it off.
Me and the boys where krunking on this doge
by Pizza0967 November 26, 2021

Musik That Gets You Hype, Excited And,
Ecstatic But Has A Deep Sad Meaning Behind It, Still Hard Tho.
Ecstatic But Has A Deep Sad Meaning Behind It, Still Hard Tho.
Random Fan : That Nigga Kuupa6 Dropped “KRUNK MUSIK” Shit Is A Masterpiece.
Another Random Fan : Bro Really Raps On Loud Beats About Sad Topics And Call It “Krunk Musik” LOL
The First Random Fan : So What Nigga This Shit Hard Idc About Him Being Sad !
Another Random Fan : Bro Really Raps On Loud Beats About Sad Topics And Call It “Krunk Musik” LOL
The First Random Fan : So What Nigga This Shit Hard Idc About Him Being Sad !
by giga nigga the big dick nigga February 20, 2024
