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Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.
Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*
Kool Aid Man by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019

Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.
Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*
Kool Aid Man by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019

kool-aid packets 

shit that you snort and then go "OHHHHHH YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Friend: hey you want to snort some kool-aid packets?

me: OHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!

kool aid tears 

The holy tears of the kool aid man himself. Has regenerative properties and can even reanimate the dead!
Mr. Peanut was brought back from the dead by those kool aid tears
kool aid tears by Kakakyro February 3, 2020

Kool-Aid Man

When you’re fucking your partner while they’re facing a wall and you pump so hard their head goes through the drywall, after which walk to the other side of the wall and blow your load on their face
Dude, I got a little carried away last night and gave Cheryl a Kool-Aid Man. I was worried at first but she was super into it, she even yelled “Oh Yeah!” as I was blowing my load on her face. It was amazing but I don’t think I’ll be getting my security deposit back.
Kool-Aid Man by Eric Beifman March 25, 2021

Kool-Aid man

When a girl on her period sits on your face during sex and yells ‘oh yeahhh’
The freaky girl he met up with last nights favorite position was the kool-aid man
Kool-Aid man by Koolaid.oh.sex December 27, 2021