Kitchen Dreams

Parody of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares

"tonight on fox, kitchen dreams"

by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020

kitchen cosmetology

The practice of people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair, their loved ones, friends, Co-workers hair at home (I.e in the kitchen or sometimes bathroom) lacking the proper tools and equipment naturally found in the salon resulting in some awkward, questionable and horrific haircut or hair color experience.

There’s been an astronomical increase in kitchen cosmetology, people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair with the COVID 19 pandemic

by AnOriginalDoll December 23, 2020

Kitchenlessness

A person or family who have no kitchen to store & prepare their food.

Often they are also bathroomless, that means every so ften things get shitty, bedroomless which makes it hard to sleep right leading to not thinking right, livingroomless so that means televisionless and finally this quite often becomes the leading cause of couchlessness and finally, just plain houseless aka homeless. The benefit of becoming rentless or even leaseless gets quickly outweighed by the dire trap of pantryless. Commonly, next is razorless where studies have shown is the immediate cause of joblessness resulting in chronic moneylessness surrounded by a lethal unplanned stretch of friendlessness.

Well at least they have a place to sleep even though technically, without a kitchen they are kitchenless which means they will be suffering in a state of kitchenlessness.

by Su8LiMe1 October 4, 2021

Messy Kitchen

To have a mess of baby hairs on the back of your neck and top of your forehead.

"Damn!!! Look at that females messy kitchen! She needs to fix them edges!"

by Ialreadyknow September 27, 2014

the kitchen scrubs

A group of badasses individuals who clap emmos, and have a lit ass youtube channel.

The kitchen scrubs have large penises

by Juicisity November 26, 2019

Ghost kitchen

A commercial kitchen that is used solely for preparing food for delivery or takeout, without a physical restaurant location.

I ordered from a ghost kitchen last night, the food was great and arrived quickly.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

1st West Gelston Kitchenette

To assert his power over his residents, said Resident Assistant will lock the hall kitchen for no reason.

1. A kitchen that is off-limits, unless you are in power, or a vagina talking to the man in power.

2. A room that gets locked for no reason

3. A wrongful exploitation of someone with inferior authority.

(n) 1.

Authority: (To girls trying to enter the kitchen) Sorry girls, but that room is locked to all.

Girls: Can we PLEASE use it!?!? We both have vaginas and will talk to you if you let us!

Authority: You shoulda said that from the start!!

(v) 2.

Man: So I accidentally 1st West Gelston Kitchenette'd my dorm room last night, since the girl i brought back was prude and didn't put out...

(v) 3.

Brother 1: Dude... I don't want to do the dishes.... brother 2.... do them for me, or i'll beat you!

Brother 2: MOM!! Brother 1 is trying to 1st West Gelston Kitchenette me into doing his chores!

by 1st West Gelston Resident February 16, 2010