Show me the Kettle

An term often used to refer to something saught after.

Jim McBurger Vagina: Aww look new badass nike trainers
Cillian Fitzpatrick: Show me the Kettle

by juffmongoose January 12, 2012

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Dinging the Kettle

The act of engaging in aggressive sexual intercourse with someone wearing lots of jewelry. The term refers to the sound made in committing the act being similar to that of a dinging kettle.

What's that noise?
Oh that's Jim in the other room dinging the kettle with Stacy.

by UglyUseless June 23, 2021

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bean kettle

a euphemism for the butthole and more deeply the anus. a warm, wet, and sometimes smelly place which can be stirred by a variety of implements and utensils.

Hey Joey P! Bend over and let me give that bean kettle a stir!

by CharmCityGats April 20, 2023

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mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off

I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle

by Brickhouse11 October 17, 2020

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Kettle on

Although antiquated, to 'put the kettle on' is to say that the conversation will continue because of some new deep or entertaining news has been revealed and needs discussing, usually this involves actually making a new cup of tea (giving time to savour the space before gossip) but...

'Kettle on!' has no intention of actually making tea and can be said anywhere, it's like saying 'oh fuck me, this is news' or 'you have my undivided attention', 'I need to know everything'

Carl: stace was down the pub with len last night, but he's supposed to be legit with shanice
DAZ: kettle on!

Carl: well, after prison he....

by My real name is nick April 04, 2021

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