kettle corn

Kettle corn is popcorn but better. It's more unhealthy but more delicious. Yum Yum!!

"Hey want some kettle corn?"
"YAS."

by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020

kettle places

Places that serve hot drinks and soups

Honestly it's one of the best kettle places in town

by Mean Sel August 29, 2020

Kettle Run High School

Kettle Run is the best school in fauquier. We got the best sports teams overall and the hottest girls. The hottest girl at kettle run is jailyn, she has the most beautiful face and eyes. She also has the fattest ass and the best body. She is the most amazing girl in the world and has the best personality.

Kettle Run High School

by pseudo anonymous September 12, 2020

kettle laugh

the act of laughing and then wheezing creating the effect of a kettle laugh

Person A: did you hear the person in the corner wheezing.
Person B: yh, i call it a kettle laugh.

by Johnnystein November 5, 2020

mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off

I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle

by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020

Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Kettle Bomb

To boil water in a kettle and throw it over someone.

For example:

Guy 1: "yo I heard some guy tried breaking into your house last night what did you do?"

Guy 2: "I went to my window and kettle bombed him!"

by DCFC_Bowen February 15, 2017