salad kebab

1. When your licking a male/female anus and they pass gas. The reason for the name is when you lick an arse it is known that you are tossing the salad. However because Kebabs are 2% faecal matter, it is also a well known fact that when you pass gas you pass faecal matter. Hence the name SALAD KEBAB.

2. A kebab made of salad

This chick was frisky so i gave her a salad kebab.

Jack gave Dianne a salad kebab for her birthday

by Spencer Tracy October 20, 2006

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wigan kebab

Pulling a fat slapper after last orders and doing it up a back alley (in all senses of the word)

I was so drunk last night I'd only realised I'd had a kebab by the stains on my shoe

by Lord Percy July 10, 2003

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Cock kebab

When a penis enters an arsehole or vagina, or infact any orifice on someone elses body, the person on the other end of the guys penis becomes a cock kebab, be the person male, female or other. This is because that person has become impaled upon said penis, therefore resembling a kebab on a skewer at a BBQ.

Kizza: I reckon you invited Mike over and got him drunk because you wanted to get laid, but got cold feet.

Georgie: Wait, you think I invited Mike over, got him drunk for a shag, then decided no, I didn't want to become a cock kebab and backed out?

Kizza: Yeah. Like the term cock kebab by the way :D

by yakuzakitty April 17, 2009

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oyster kebab

a kebab comprising sheeps eyes and sheeps testicles. these are placed alternately on the skewer and cooked for about 5 minutes. it is important to start and finish with an eye.

punter: "have you got plenty of oyster kebabs?"
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."

by theWestHamfan November 20, 2003

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