Kai

Stubborn, stupid, usually mean

Yo dude imagine being named Kai, I know bro what an ugly name.

by OxfordDictionary__ October 21, 2019

Kai

(German) A man who is strong and mighty and was also known as the German prison keepers in WW2.
(slang) Known as pot or weed

Give me some Kai, Nigga!
The Kai killed many Jews in WW2.

by Halobi October 21, 2009

Kai

The most annoying person you will ever meet. A kai is a crybaby and is completely useless. He is the type of person to slack off in group work and then take full credit. He wants to be friends with all the cool kids, and cries when they reject him. He is a snitch, and doesn't have any boundaries.

Kai is so fucking useless. He just sat there during the work.

by willDakoolKid December 12, 2019

Kai

1) Chinese for a type of broccoli.

2) The act of hating freshmen.

3) The ability to be in many places at once.

4) Victim of stalking.

1) "Do you want some more Kai?"
"No thanks."

2) "Why does he hate me so much?"
"You're a freshman."
"And?..."
"He's a Kai-er."

3) "Didn't we just see that guy like 5 min ago?"
"Yeah...he must have Kai."

4) "Help me."
"What's wrong?"
"I'm a Kai."

by LiveXAndXLearnX3 September 20, 2009

kai

A shortened, twisted version of the word, okay. Meant to express bewilderment in a patronising and acceptable manner of something said that makes little sense. Pronunciation is similar to the word, 'eye' with a 'k' in front and the 'a' is said in a long way with a short 'i', aaai.

Your best friend states the obvious, like the sky is blue and you respond by saying, kai. Or he/she says, look at me i'm wearing my blue shirt today, the response to this is, kai. Or, he/she says if you cross the street without looking both ways you might get squashed by a bus and you respond by saying, kai.

by Fizgnork April 19, 2006

Kai

exo's sex god and sehun's fuck buddy

sehun ; woaw kai , i have a boner
kai ; unicorn

by yodickiskawaiilikeluhan February 4, 2014

kai

Cantonese for crazy, stupid, bitchy, out-of-her-mind, weird, etc.
so it is -extremely- weird when
we hear Brits say, 'That guy looks kai and hot!' ~kai hear meaning muscular and strongly built
we hear Hawaiins say, 'It's hot, let's have a swim at the kai'
~kai is a noun here, meaning the sea
it is usually used to describe females. if you want to say 'that guy is crazy', say 'deen lo' ~meaning crazy guy

You're so kai! ~cantonese: Lei kai gar!
Fuck off, kai por! ~por means old lady, 'kai por' means stupid/crazy bitch. cantonese: kai por, sei hoi! ~sei hoi: drop dead/fuck off

by iverbballer September 30, 2007