Kamikaze Handjob

It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.

Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.

Greg: Niiiice

by Yeet on them kids October 05, 2018

Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

by Master d.j June 16, 2018

Thomazi kamikaze

The act of writing a danish outline, while being on life support.

Niels is such a bad ass. He just did a Thomazi kamikaze

by Thomazi kamikaze May 23, 2022

weiner kamikaze

where three or more friends hook up with the same girl and all is revealed and all three feel like committing Hari Kari.

Me and my two and my two friends found out about Rosemary and committed weiner kamikaze.

by Jim Luebrecht December 06, 2016

kamikaze

the best non person ever

i love kamikaze

by Oumakichiiouma July 22, 2022

kamikaze

To be hit by a car showed no signs of putting on the brakes.

That girl was a kamikaze. She blew the stop sign and wiped out that other car. She didn't touch the brakes.

by sgt rock July 11, 2008

Kamikaze

When a guy secretly takes off his condom during sex

"You know that fuckboy?"

"Yeah"

"Apparently he pulled a Kamikaze on Samantha last week"

by SluttySamantha69 April 19, 2020