Justin Bieber

a faggot of a white boy who thinks he is black and "down with the homies"
he also has no penis, which makes it even more obvious that he is not black, because everybody knows that black people have huge dicks. (search og mudbone on google)
John: this guy is hitting on my girl
Dave (black): don't worry i'll go take care of him!
Josh (Bieber): Yo HOMIE!!! What's crackalackin'?

Dave: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM CRACKER?
John and Dave: Man, that douche is a total Justin Bieber...
by Chief Horsedick January 24, 2010
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Some random fag who claims he's 15 but sounds like he's 8. Thinks he's black because Usher signed him. Thinks he's cool because he has a bowl-cut and can do a shitty moonwalk and grab his testicles in his music videos. Stares at random girls in his videos but doesn't actually have a girlfriend. Basically everyone in the music industry outside of Usher knows he's a bag of shit. Generally his songs consist of him repeating one word or phrase over and over until finally someone like Ludacris saves us from musical purgatory.
Justin Bieber: "baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby"

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Ludacris: "When I was 13..."

Me: "Thank you."
by R.I.P.C.O. March 28, 2010
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Justin Bieber: *High pitched voice* Baby you know I love you.

Guy 1: -_-
Guy 2: >.<
Guy 3: O.O
Guy 4: 0.o
Guy 5: T.T
by Urban Dictionary January 20, 2011
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1.) (Verb)
To sound like a 9 year old fucking his stuffed animal when really you're 16.

2.) (Noun)
A person so full of himself that he makes a movie about himself to show people you can 'follow your dreams' when really he put a youtube video up for his family and a hot shot producer came across it, making his fame entirely by chance and luck.

3.) (Verb)
The art of trying to draw attention away from the size of your arms and penis
Justin Bieber's voice made my 23 year old brother shit his pants. Jesus christ.
by Mr. Misterson February 24, 2011
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Pretty much the black hole of the Music Industry. He has taken over all radio stations, itunes, even other mp3 sites. He is single handedly the apocalypse of music and if we don't act quickly we may never hear a good song ever again.
...2013...

Thad- "Hey Cory, go to 88.9"
Cory- "Justin Bieber only these days"
RJ- "Hasn't that fuck hit puberty yet? When are little girls gonna stop smothering this bastard?
Tucker- "Brah Hit up 102.5"
Cory- "Tucker... the whole radio is only Bieber.

All in unison- *deep sigh*
by Beiberhasaids February 24, 2011
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The reason Facebook needs a "dislike" button.
I called Justin Bieber gay so he slapped me with his purse.
by The_Shagster June 24, 2011
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I totally left a Justin Bieber on old man Benson's porch.
by A _fan April 19, 2011
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