TRANSGENDER BLACK/Filipina girl in Balboa park whos wields a machete and has cut off a few peoples limbs and pride . She is always mistaken for a very pretty genetic female and can pick up any weapon and wield it with great ease. She often seen befriending the homeless feeding joking with them . Or BUILDING A FIRE IS VERY KIND UNDERSTANDING NURTURING AND EASY GOING.
Person 1 : hey whos she
Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.
Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
Person 2 : Oh thats the girl i told you about , Machete Josie .
Person3: yup thats her no one better say nothin about machete josie she is an angel she done nothig but good to any of us.
Person 1 Damn you wasnt lying she got ass and more stuff hook me up with her dawg?
by DIOSA NG PARANG/GOLOK January 9, 2024
Get the Machete Josiemug. The most talented playing piano,drums and other instruments. His ear for music is the best yet!! He's a hard worker and GREAT ASS FRIEND, NO DOUBT!! HE IS THE BEST PERSON TO BE AROUND TO UPLIFT YOU AND MAKE YOU LAUGH. HE IS DEFINITELY SEXY AS UMMMMMM AND TALL, CHOCOLATE AND FINNNNNE!! HE'S GOOD AT EVERYTHING HE DOES. HIS EYES AND SMILE ARE SOMETHING TO SEE BUT THOSE DIMPLES(GOOD LAWD HAVE MERCY) LOL DEFINITELY LEAVES A MARK!!
by AhChanti July 27, 2022
Get the Joseph aka Josiemug. A badass girl who doesnt give a shit about what people say to her. She always has a specific word to say to people but is a kind, loving, amazing and warm-hearted girl. If you know a Josie then your one lucky person.
by uiiduihu9ess January 13, 2020
Get the Josie Daviesmug. josie is the kind of friend that is always there for you but will back off when things are off between you two. when you admit you messed up she’ll act fine but may take some time to forgive you. hopefully she will. josie is great.
carl: oh what’s that friend of yours? the one you lost that you miss a lot.
john: oh, that’s josie. yeah, i messed up. i hope she can forgive me. i miss her a lot.
john: oh, that’s josie. yeah, i messed up. i hope she can forgive me. i miss her a lot.
by metalstue November 21, 2023
Get the josiemug. Josie‘s can sometimes be an amazing person but sometimes they can be a bitch. One second, Josie will be your best friend, be all over you be the funniest person in the world and the next second don’t make fun of you they’ll make you feel like nothing. Beware of Josie‘s
Josie is two-faced
by Lanadelslay May 15, 2023
Get the Josiemug. by crimzzon November 20, 2021
Get the josiemug. She is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She has beautiful blue eyes like the ocean she has a calm voice her voice is like an angel. She can sing really well and always try to make you feel better She is understanding, smart,kind,beautiful and an amazing girlfriend. She is the most amazing person you will ever meet!!!
Me:my girlfriend josie is the most amazing person
Others:how so
Me:she has the voice of an angel snd will love you forever
Others:how so
Me:she has the voice of an angel snd will love you forever
by Falmichelle November 23, 2021
Get the Josiemug.