Jordan (girl) 

She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.

Tyler: Dude did you see those pants Jordan was wearing?
Owen: Yeah, they make her ass look hella nice.
Tyler: I know. 10/10 would smash.
Owen: I would for sure.
Tyler: same.
Jordan (girl)

Jordan (girl) by Anonymous 777766 March 7, 2017

Jordan 

the most wonderful girl ever.
she is really talented, pretty.
oh did i mention she can sing and act like crazy?
its insane how good she is.
she is also one of the sweetest, nicest people you will ever meet!
your life will change forever once you meet Jordan!

Jordan: heyyy! gimme some!
person: hey jordan! you just changed my life now that i met you!

Jordan by iknowthissucksbutitsformyfrien April 17, 2010

jordan casanova 

a female. one who was once on a television show called "so you think you can dance." she is not yet a quote on quote celeb but she is recognized from time to time making her bootleg famous. only time will tell where her seductive dance moves will take her in the dancing or any other industry ;)

amanda:hey did you watch season 8 of SYTYCD?
francess: yeah i did, do you like jordan casanova?
amanda: HELL FUCKING YEA! #teamcasonova

jordan casanova by masterpoon November 9, 2012

Jordan 

Every once and a while you come across a man who does things that both astonish and sicken you. The reverberations from his actions are felt in all corners of the world. His impact lingers forever. This is the kind of man Jordan is, and he inspires me to ignore my mothers warnings about the dangers of life, and to truly reach my full potential.

Girl: I saw Jordan waterski in a jockstrap... For some reason I no longer am wearing panties and feel pregnant...

Jordan by JBL#1 August 19, 2010

Jordan 

Jordan is a gamer e boy. He games all night and games all day, and he's really good at it. Jordan lives by the sword and the red bull can. Jordan is a friendly and humorous guy. Jordan likes to show of his gamer moves in the bed that's why he's called the EA payoff, meaning extra ass. Jordan is a tall fellow meaning he can reach places that no one else can (if u know what I mean). In conclusion Jordan is a Slay queen sipping red bull watching the basketball and Faze vs Liquid CSGO match at the same time

Tejas: Jordan's such a gamer
Corey: Wait till to feel his feet
Tejas: Can't wait until that moment

Jordan by Daniel5tookenham October 14, 2020

Jordan Shipley 

The top wide receiver for the University of Texas Longhorns... quite possibly the best college football wide receiver in the country... A beast!

"Have you ever seen Jordan Shipley play?"
"Of course I have! He's a freaking beast!"

Jordan Shipley by rainielondon December 2, 2009

Jordan 

The most beautifulest&perfect girl in the world,smart sexy(even though she'll deny it!)
Always thinks about others instead of her self,she always listens to what you have to say,she always where's a smile,she's has warm brown eyes&long brown hair,she tall,every guy wants her!<3
She's bubbley,out going,more mature than others,gets along with everyone&shes the ideal girlfriend for anyone&everyone!
Can be high tempered if you get on the bad side of her&you really don't want to see that, she always sticks up for her friends,never let's anyone feel out, she completes everyones life, she makes the stars shine brighter&more clearer!

If you havnt meet a Jordan your in for a surprize when you do! They're rare so hang on tight&dont let go,she will change your life completely! NEVER LET GO OF A JORDAN!<3
She's just perfect!she's the best girl in the world!<3

Girl 1:'OMFG, who is that girl she's perfect!?'
Girl 2:'I know!! I want to be like her!'
Girl 3:'guys you know she obv a JORDAN! Duhh!!'
Girl 4:'how do you know?'
Girl 3:'beause my life has just changed&the stars are shinging brighter"

Guy 1:'Who the hell is that girl!? she smoking hot!'
Guy 2:'ohh you know its just JORDAN"
Guy 3:'she can rock my world anyday!;)'

Jordan by iloveyoumorethanever! December 27, 2012