johnrey

sasquatch!
a pig found in zimbabwe, with incredibly smelly toes

person one: you see that guy over there?
person two: yeee, his feet smell! he is such a johnrey!

by bahnahbah April 29, 2009

Johnathan

A fuckin weeb

Johnathan is such a weeb

by TaKshi69420 December 3, 2019

Johnathan

He is fat, gets no girls, has very ugly skin, has chapped lips. Johnathan is a type of boy you’ll want out of your life, he acts white

You will never want a Johnathan in your life

by Very honest May 21, 2018

johnathan essig

a man whore! a person that dates everyone in his grade!

johnathan essig dated 14 girls in 3 years
by:one of his ex's

by Masons EX November 15, 2017

Johnathan

Johnathan- That one person in any group who just don't know how to chill out or to stop with the joke's.

Bro Greg is such a Johnathan he kept blowing up my messenger with some memes.

by Grimreaper738 April 20, 2019

Johnathan Ackerman

A devoted Denver Broncos fan who is ironically also a epic fortnite gamer.

The Johnathan Ackerman watched the Denver broncos win the Super Bowl and took the epic victory royale.

by The epic gamer69420 November 19, 2019

Johnathan

A guy known from all girls to have a enormous dick and knows how to use it very well

Johnathan is someone who i wish i had as a "friend"

by FrosTsXNINEall February 15, 2020