Jewish Snorkel

The act of lodging your nose up a woman’s vagina while she farts down your mouth as she is sitting on your face.
“Bro, I totally copped a Jewish Snorkel off that bird I met last night!!!”
by Garzie June 24, 2018
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Jewish Friend

My Jewish friend has always treated me as kindly as my own mom.
My Jewish friend is unique . My Jewish friend rarely gossips. Has a "light" yet caring attitude and is fair almost all of the time.
by Chrystal Cooper January 25, 2022
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jewish shuffle

The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.
Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!
by Gatemouth brown January 03, 2018
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jewish dave

Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots
Jewish Dave used the power of the Jew tool to open that stlth pod
by Gamerman69 October 09, 2019
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Jewish immigration

On the border lines of of Israel. A Jewish man stands, awaiting for his customer. Whenever you pay him 20 sheckles, he uses one of his nostrils to elevate you upon the ground.
The authorities have successfully intercept a Jewish immigration.
by Xnjxjdjzn March 15, 2022
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Jewish Fruit

A life-ending gum that chews so sOOOOOOOOs. Not to be confused with JuuJ Fruit.
"Jewish Fruit is gonna' kill ya'!"
by UDfan1234567890 October 31, 2019
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