Corporate Circle Jerk

(1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.
While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.

Person 1:

Did you know it's June already?

Person 2:
When did you find out?

Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.

Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023
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John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.
MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
by I-am-not-the-same February 14, 2016
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floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun September 09, 2017
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Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 28, 2025
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Berkeley circle jerk

Berkeley kids who think they're the shit and boost their egos by metaphorically jerking each other off. Deep down, they know they're ivy league rejects.
Jim - "Dude I got into Berkeley."
Bob - "Damn we're like so smart."
Everybody else - "stfu with this Berkeley circle jerk."
by jimbokimbo March 27, 2020
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Jonkler jerk circle

When all the jonklers come together to from a jerk circle,
The jonkler jerked his chicken in the jonkler jerk circle.
by oscaosca October 19, 2024
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Death Circle Jerk

The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.
My friend Elias died while performing the death circle jerk.
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017
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