Jacob

Such an amazing guy. You’ll never meet someone as nice as Jacob. He’s funny, tall, strong af, and he is the coolest guy of all time. If you have a Jacob in your life, you should be grateful. Everybody names Jacob is a fucking angel and they are all perfect 🙂
“I wish I knew someone called Jacob”
I know right? Jacob is just so perfect”
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Jacob dates Nola
Jacob is dating Nola
by J Gross November 11, 2019
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Jacob

An utter cunt who's only purpose is to fail at life. His face looks like someone has thrown a grenade into a meth addicts vagina and let the giblets rot. His mother was so ashamed of birthing such a cretin that she threw him down a flight of escalators to try and do the world a favour by getting rid of the bastard
That guy's an utter asshole, what a total Jacob
by Jacob Is A Cunt January 08, 2020
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A creeper . One of the creepiest people you will ever meet in your life.
HE'S SUCH A JACOB ! He's staring at us !
by BaabyBruhh11 December 28, 2009
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Gay man who's favorite thing to do to men, is give the blow-job.

This man loves men with an especially big penis
Jacob gives the man a huge blow-job.
by international-dictionaryyy November 16, 2008
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1.An adult male that is not necessarily gay, but very effeminate.

2. A homosexual male who refuses to come out of the closet.
It's weird that Jacob has a girlfriend, because he's wearing a skirt and high heels!

Person 1: Jacob might as well come out of the closet, I caught him in bed with another guy.
Person 2: Really? But he told me he hates fags!
Person 1: Well, he is one.
by honeysucklenightmare June 17, 2009
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a person who is a complete failing man slut who pushes people away as soon as befriending them.

rude, loud, annoying with pointless puns which arnt funny, and trys to get with girls who are well know for one of their friends likeing them as more than a friend. a complete FAIL
hey stay away from him, he's a Jacob he might try and get your girlfriend.

i hate him, he's a total Jacob, annoying, load, and not funny at all
by benvolioajk April 10, 2009
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