1) A person who is amazing. He’s fucking awesome in every God
damn way. If you met Jacob and didn’t become
friends with him, your loss. He’s also really cute. There’s not a
single moment in his life that he is ugly. He has no
bad angles. He’s really funny and was practically sculpted by the God himself. He’s chill, cool, and lit asf. He seems innocent and naive but that’s bc he’s got anxiety when it comes to talking to new people. Most people think that he thinks he’s too good for them. Sometimes that’s true bc Jacob is a cocky, self-centered, perfectionist mother
fucker. He has high confidence. So high you feel inferior. But you’re not. Jacob knows you’re not. He’s really kind and accepts people for who they are. However he is very straight up. If he’s thinking it, he’ll say it. Be careful if you piss him off. He’s good at hiding his feelings so you never know what the fuck he’s thinking. If he’s mad at you, you’ll never know, but he
will make it so
fucking obvious. Also Jacob is very clueless. You might think he’s
single bc he’s too good. But he’s single bc he
A) does not know how to have a girlfriend
B) does not realize when a girl likes him
C) friendszones himself.
2) Another word for perfect.
See Flawless, Too Good, Perfect
Girl 1: Omg that
boy in the hallway is
gorgeous. Who is he????
Guy 1: That’s Jacob *rolls eyes*
Jacob: Hi
Girl:*faints*
Jacobs Girlfriend: *Does not exist bc Jacob can not be held back*
Employer: EVERYONE BACK TO
WORK
Jacob: Okay
Employer: Ex- Except you Jacob. D-D-Do what you want.
