by Kork December 14, 2008

an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers
by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

by Jason Swartz November 29, 2003

pay hommage to the Itchy coo , treat the Itchy coo as an extention of your own body and always move the Itchy coo soft , gentle and slow , the reason for this is you dont want to break a sweat as the glass fibers when agitated can get caught in the paws of you skin which will irritate you.
by matthew ellerby November 16, 2006

by mega coo guy June 1, 2005

by The Double G October 26, 2006

by Pocho Da Honcho February 28, 2011
