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Your Mom

Possibly the worst comeback in history that you can say, but everyone thinks it is so funny
I was talking to Nolan and called him a dumbass, and he said Your Mom is a dumbass.
by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016
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Your Mom

The best answer to any possible question or comeback

Teacher: what is the square root of 69

Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night

Teacher: stop! that is enough!

Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night!

Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot

Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom
by lil savage fuck June 25, 2019
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your mom

the funniest thing in the whole entire world and the best comeback for everything
"hey what are you doing tn?"

respond with "Your MOM!!!!!!!!!!" #EPICGAMERMOMENT
by super funny sunny October 9, 2021
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Your mom

who the heck is that?
Your MOM!!!

Dude, yo mom is so fat she makes the moon look like a midget.
by Cheetah_speed119 July 19, 2019
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Your mom

The best meal I've ever had
A : Isn't that your mom?
B : No, that's Hero's aunt
A : But she's the best meal I've ever had
by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022
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your mom

Your mom is a synonym for homosexuals, it is usually used in reference to sex.
Its origins can be dated back to 12th century Moscow, when Vladimir Rusckohov, 15, replied this to his boyfriend when she asked, "who did have sex with????"
Your mom is just a comeback. This is fake.
P2: BUT I LOVE YOU-
by homomymomo May 19, 2020
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Your Mom

The word for answering some questions.
But make sure not to say "WHAT are we doing today?" Because someone can answer " I said WHAT not WHO."
Q. Who are we doing today? A. Your Mom/Mother/The female version of the parent.
by AssBurgers789 April 7, 2015
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