pet coon

A raccoon which one befriends and cares for. Often used in comparison to describe someone wild or crazy.
You're crazier than a pet coon.
by Eric Simmons December 08, 2003
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Pet the cat

When somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. It is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the masses.
Arnold: DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!
David: Hey man, go pet the cat. Just pet the cat.
Arnold: Ok man.
by bignigsmokingacig June 12, 2009
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petting the woodchuck

susie was so busy petting the woodchuck she didn't even notice that her curtains were on fire
by Suzie BostonKreme June 06, 2003
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Pet Sounds

Definitely one of the greatest albums of the 20th century.

Besides Black Sabbath's "Paranoid", Pink Floyd's "Dark Side Of The Moon", and Iggy & The Stooges' "Fun House", I'd say that "Pet Sounds" is one of the greatest soundtracks for adolescent life you'll ever find. Even I as a teenager today can relate to the lyrics, albeit the fact that this album is over 40 years old.

I dare you to find an alienated teen that isn't able to relate to "I Just Wasn't Made For These Times". Well, considering the fact that most teens are into the latest no talent ass clowns who are currently plaguing the airwaves, I bet you'll have to get him or her to actually listen to the lyrics without becoming bored first. I didn't believe the hype surrounding this album until recently, mostly because I thought of the Beach Boys as a 60's surfer rock band (I've heard most of their singles throughout the years). Hopefully 100 years from now, it will be listened to and appreciated for its greatness.

Brian Wilson is a genius!
Pet Sounds is a masterpiece.
by SuperSonicX September 07, 2006
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chia pet

A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.
Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*
by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
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Pet the gator

To do something that sounds intriguing, but is extremely dangerous, possibly life threatening.
When Evil Knievil told people he was planning to jump across the Grand Canyon in a motorcycle, someone could have said to him: "Evil, man, you're really going to Pet the gator this time.
by harpodarpo September 30, 2009
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Petting the dog

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.
by EAFANATIC July 16, 2023
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