When you smuggle in your own alcohol to a restaurant in order to get your date drunk without having to pay a lot. Tell her to order just a soda then add in the alcholol you smuggled in. Saves lots of money and the drinks kick in very quickly.
Waiter brings you a soda. Once the area is clear of all staff you pour in a generous amount of alcohol, proceed to get wasted off just one "coke" for $2 and are now you and your date are considered cheap bitches. Leave stumbling and see what happens next.
(make sure you hide your drink or put it on the opposite side of the table as the waiter. This will ensure that they dont take it and give you a "fresh" refill")
(make sure you hide your drink or put it on the opposite side of the table as the waiter. This will ensure that they dont take it and give you a "fresh" refill")
by when going broke goes right September 30, 2009

if a male askes you if your down for cheap thrills he is basically asking you to fuck for free. if you're looking for a good man he is not the one bc he is only with the fuckery!!!
by weezy & tiffany =) January 26, 2009

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When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.
When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.
Joe, the screwdriver you got at Dollar Tree to fix the door, broke before I could drive the first screw in, you cheap tard!!!
by aogm March 16, 2017

It means you bought or traded something and unintentionally received more product(s) than what you paid or traded for. That additional product(s) was therefore “Free” however there was a transaction of money, goods, or services required to receive the free item therefore it was “on the cheap.”
Yo man I bought a 6 pack a socks and there was 7 pairs in there, got that 7th one “for free on the cheap.”
by PoopMongrual August 28, 2020

Guy1: Man, that product was so fast and cheap to use!
Guy2: Damn, it was that fast and cheap? That sounds like my hooker!
Guy2: Damn, it was that fast and cheap? That sounds like my hooker!
by CUMSE February 22, 2021

by jackerinoflino July 3, 2017
