America

Land of the free home of the brave guns are religion and their military kicks ass.

America is the land of opportunity.

by Madlad of Madlads December 12, 2019

America

A Country Called U.S.A. Or United States of America, Located In North America Below Canada

Usually Associated With Guns, Terrible Healthcare (Outrageous Cost But Overall Still Works), Diabetes, Outrageous Comments on a Wormhole to The Worst Universe Known to The Locals Being Feral And Primitive Creatures as Twitter.

"America Can Be Described in One Word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw." - Joe Biden, President of The United States Of America 2022

by Monotone Jokester October 21, 2022

America

A mass of land where people get shot and killed on a daily basis and the murders are praised

America is a joke

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023

America

That one kid that is so damn rich that he can get whatever he wants when ever he wants. Most kids bullied him when growing up until he had a growth spurt and beat himself up until he realized he was only 50% black then he decided he wanted to go beat up other kids. From there on he decided that if he didn’t like what others did he would beat the shit out of them.

America! AMERICA!! I’ll beat your ass, ill beat your dogs ass and fuck ill beat my own ass!

by BoysB4Toys May 29, 2018

America

As said by Joe Biden, "asnafutimnaffutifut boo."

Wow, Joe really pooped up on his speech about America.

by Victoria is cool B] May 8, 2022

americaism

Americaism is a religion strongly involving the worship of the Founding Fathers.

Guy 1: So Bill, what religion are you?

Guy 2: Well I used to be Chrisitan, but I just converted to Americaism!

Guy 1: Sweet! How do I convert?

Guy 2: Just go to your local NRA and say you want to become truly American!

Guy 1: Wow! Pretty cool!

by Mrmichaels December 29, 2016

America

The world's sole superpower that every other country loves to hate based on stereotypes and a horrible president, yet people don't realize that this country is known for also being diverse. Also, despite bad things about the country, there are some good things too, like every other country on Earth.

NEGATIVE
Bob: "I love America."
Todd: "Shut up and go eat your Mcdonald's. Fat, white, idiotic bastard."

POSITIVE
Bob: "I love America."
Todd: "Yeah, it isn't too bad. The people are nice and some of my favorite music was created in the country, including Rock, Hip-Hop, R&B, and House music."

by mhavas703 December 28, 2007