A god of the kingdom of Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea. He fucked a woman really hard to create a thing called Kim Jong Il. His face is often put up to symbolize his fucking creation of a fucked nation.
by happyjonny December 18, 2013
Get the kim il sungmug. A small (5 foot 2 inches) Korean with a very small penis and hairy back. Has a ridiculous balding hairdo which looks like someone threw a wig in a cotton candy machine and glued the mess to his head, smells of old socks and has the fashion sense of a blind autistic child. Also cannot spek Engrish good.
Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.
Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.
by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
Get the kim jong ilmug. A (now dead) communist leader. The misinformed may think that he is an actor, singer or dancer, but in fact he is not.
by LunarDance December 28, 2011
Get the Kim Jong Ilmug. A big man with a small penis, typically also with an over sized ego and a god complex. In some instances, a 'li rick il' will have both male and female genitalia.
Susan: "Oh god, last night I went home with a total li rick il.."
Emily: "That's a shame, at least it's over now"
Susan: "I suppose, I mean it was just so tiny, it barely went in two millimeters!"
Emily: "Don't worry suze, today we'll go find you a real man with a cock bigger than an apricot and an ego smaller than neptune."
Emily: "That's a shame, at least it's over now"
Susan: "I suppose, I mean it was just so tiny, it barely went in two millimeters!"
Emily: "Don't worry suze, today we'll go find you a real man with a cock bigger than an apricot and an ego smaller than neptune."
by DA monger September 3, 2009
Get the li rick ilmug. Crazy Asian midget who rules North Korea. He enjoys making nukes and starving his own people. He is also said to be a threat to President Bush.
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
Get the Kim Jong-ilmug. by phalerz lol April 4, 2009
Get the Kim Jong Ilmug. by Milonius (of the Evony Forums) March 13, 2010
Get the Kim Jong-ilmug.