A small (5 foot 2 inches) Korean with a very small penis and hairy back. Has a ridiculous balding hairdo which looks like someone threw a wig in a cotton candy machine and glued the mess to his head, smells of old socks and has the fashion sense of a blind autistic child. Also cannot spek Engrish good.
Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.
Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.
by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
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by LunarDance December 28, 2011
Get the Kim Jong Il mug.A big man with a small penis, typically also with an over sized ego and a god complex. In some instances, a 'li rick il' will have both male and female genitalia.
Susan: "Oh god, last night I went home with a total li rick il.."
Emily: "That's a shame, at least it's over now"
Susan: "I suppose, I mean it was just so tiny, it barely went in two millimeters!"
Emily: "Don't worry suze, today we'll go find you a real man with a cock bigger than an apricot and an ego smaller than neptune."
Emily: "That's a shame, at least it's over now"
Susan: "I suppose, I mean it was just so tiny, it barely went in two millimeters!"
Emily: "Don't worry suze, today we'll go find you a real man with a cock bigger than an apricot and an ego smaller than neptune."
by DA monger September 3, 2009
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by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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Get the Kim Jong-il mug.A very, very, very small town in the middle of nowhere, with the nearest civilization being at least 20 miles away. So small that I'm surprised you're even reading this, considering there should be no reason to look it up if you're not from there. Commonly referred to as "Bunker Hell," or "The Heroin Place?" this town has no connection whatsoever with the Battle of Bunker Hill. Its main source of income is the numerous bars/pubs where most kids' alcoholic parents spend their nights.
Person 1: Hey, you're new, where are you from?
Person 2: Bunker Hill, Illinois.
Person 1: Where the hell is that?
Person 2: Exactly.
Person 2: Bunker Hill, Illinois.
Person 1: Where the hell is that?
Person 2: Exactly.
by Hoo Dun It March 4, 2011
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