kim il sung

A god of the kingdom of Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea. He fucked a woman really hard to create a thing called Kim Jong Il. His face is often put up to symbolize his fucking creation of a fucked nation.
Kim Jong Il Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea kim il sung
by happyjonny December 19, 2013
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kim jong il

A small (5 foot 2 inches) Korean with a very small penis and hairy back. Has a ridiculous balding hairdo which looks like someone threw a wig in a cotton candy machine and glued the mess to his head, smells of old socks and has the fashion sense of a blind autistic child. Also cannot spek Engrish good.

Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.
Kim Jong Il: I am cool
Dude: You are short, grow away
by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
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Kim Jong Il

A (now dead) communist leader. The misinformed may think that he is an actor, singer or dancer, but in fact he is not.
Kim Jong Il has died
But he is on Pluto now
Fighting a robot
by LunarDance December 22, 2011
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li rick il

A big man with a small penis, typically also with an over sized ego and a god complex. In some instances, a 'li rick il' will have both male and female genitalia.
Susan: "Oh god, last night I went home with a total li rick il.."
Emily: "That's a shame, at least it's over now"
Susan: "I suppose, I mean it was just so tiny, it barely went in two millimeters!"
Emily: "Don't worry suze, today we'll go find you a real man with a cock bigger than an apricot and an ego smaller than neptune."
by DA monger September 03, 2009
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Kim Jong-il

Crazy Asian midget who rules North Korea. He enjoys making nukes and starving his own people. He is also said to be a threat to President Bush.
Kim Jong-il wants North Korea to start a war with the USA.
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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Kim Jong Il

Kim Jong Il is A stupid Commie who starved his people.
by phalerz lol October 31, 2008
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Kim Jong-il

The most fashionable and possibly most popularized dictator of all time.
Bob: Kim Jong-il is going to nuke us!

Bill: He has cool sunglasses...
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