A god of the kingdom of Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea. He fucked a woman really hard to create a thing called Kim Jong Il. His face is often put up to symbolize his fucking creation of a fucked nation.
by happyjonny December 19, 2013
A small (5 foot 2 inches) Korean with a very small penis and hairy back. Has a ridiculous balding hairdo which looks like someone threw a wig in a cotton candy machine and glued the mess to his head, smells of old socks and has the fashion sense of a blind autistic child. Also cannot spek Engrish good.
Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.
Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.
by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
A (now dead) communist leader. The misinformed may think that he is an actor, singer or dancer, but in fact he is not.
by LunarDance December 22, 2011
A big man with a small penis, typically also with an over sized ego and a god complex. In some instances, a 'li rick il' will have both male and female genitalia.
Susan: "Oh god, last night I went home with a total li rick il.."
Emily: "That's a shame, at least it's over now"
Susan: "I suppose, I mean it was just so tiny, it barely went in two millimeters!"
Emily: "Don't worry suze, today we'll go find you a real man with a cock bigger than an apricot and an ego smaller than neptune."
Emily: "That's a shame, at least it's over now"
Susan: "I suppose, I mean it was just so tiny, it barely went in two millimeters!"
Emily: "Don't worry suze, today we'll go find you a real man with a cock bigger than an apricot and an ego smaller than neptune."
by DA monger September 03, 2009
Crazy Asian midget who rules North Korea. He enjoys making nukes and starving his own people. He is also said to be a threat to President Bush.
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
by phalerz lol October 31, 2008
by Milonius (of the Evony Forums) March 06, 2010