Ian

That one guy in the friend group who is into little kids

Friend: Yo Ian how old is your new gf
Ian: 12

by goosefucker June 2, 2020

ian

a dumb guy who doesn’t know what’s he’s doing half the time. he takes art and tries to draw squidward but draws a dick instead.

you dumbass, quit being an Ian.

by depressedbitch11 November 15, 2019

Ian

Ian is a gay person and loves dick, he is girly and thinks he is a girl, he walks like a bad bitch

Ian is so gay

by Anoumoisy February 25, 2020

Ian

A nigga that simps for ugly bitches

Rahul: “Did that nigga just call her pretty?! Hes an Ian for sure.”
Jacob: “Hes into girls?! I better stay away from that freak!”

by Kahd May 3, 2020

Ian

Ian is a guy who is absolutely cringey. Sure, he’s good looking, but man, when he opens his mouth: cock-block city. He tries to make people smile with his humor, but he is cringier than kids doing fortnite dances. Nice guy but an extreme twat

Wow that is such an Ian, cringey as fuck

by Heydefman27 October 15, 2018

Ian

Ian's the shit you get on your hands when you wipe your arse'.

Ian's the type of guy to impregnate a fat bitch just to say he did, Ian's the type of retard to pick belly button lint out of his stomach in public.

Ian's the type of guy to fuck up a noose when he attempts killing himself at the age of 29.

Ians a retard, fuck that guy.

by ayyliennn October 30, 2018

Ian

Ian is slang for "I ain't".

Friend: I got the lighter, bro. Did you bring the loud?
Me: Ian even got it on me rn.

by Mari FN March 19, 2020