iPad

The reason my brother doesn’t have a girlfriend

Me: hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet
Brother: *beep boop bop*
Me: BRO
Brother: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION ON MY IPAD!!

by Chill_ February 23, 2019

iPad-Stream

Stream your gameplay by recording your TV-screen in 144p with the shittiest iPad you could find in your mom's basement.

12-year old: "I think I should iPad-Stream my pack opening so my friends can see this."

*3 random people are wathing the stream while spamming shitty ass emotes and left the stream*

by Damnbrat_Illsue June 13, 2020

Ipad Children

Lotus and Quackity are two examples of ipad children.

Wow Lotus and Tommy are ipad children now.

by anonymous May 28, 2022

ipad kiditis

almost like ipadkinitis but more severe

ipad kiditis is 1/100000000000000000

theres only been 3 cases of this disease

“my son has a rare case of ipad kiditis.”

by LilSmall69 February 25, 2023

iPad kid nation

Being the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices-type kids living within one same nation", this pejorative slang term refers to the country Indonesia — with its population of 270 millions of inhabitants — having the world's highest average screen time, i.e. 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025.

With kids everywhere in Indonesia glued to their screens to play Free Fire or Fortnite, we're undeniably living in an "iPad kid nation"!

by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025

Ipad Kid

Fayded_RL

Fayded is an Ipad Kid

by Al3xWA February 8, 2022

iPad

The Reason why my Brother has no girlfriend

Me: Hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet

Brother: *beep boop bop*

Me: BRO
Brother: Get out of my room I’m playing Minecraft pocket edition on my IPad

by Chill_ February 23, 2019