iPad

The reason my brother doesn’t have a girlfriend

Me: hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet
Brother: *beep boop bop*
Me: BRO
Brother: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION ON MY IPAD!!

by Chill_ February 24, 2019

iPad

The Reason why my Brother has no girlfriend

Me: Hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet

Brother: *beep boop bop*

Me: BRO
Brother: Get out of my room I’m playing Minecraft pocket edition on my IPad

by Chill_ February 24, 2019

iPad

A device used by some mothers (not all) to shut up ungrateful screaming toddlers while they ask me how I can be so mad as to not want kids.
iPads can also be used by some grateful children or by older people (50+) as their eyes have become too unable to see anything smaller- not trying to be rude it’s just the truth :)

Some mums (not all): Teddy pls stop screaming here have the iPad

Teddy: *stops screaming and becomes entranced by the iPad*

by Doratheexplorastwin June 15, 2021

ipads

Plural of ipad, an electronic tablet by Apple brand.

Come on kids, stop playing silly games on your ipads.

by dragonsarecute April 28, 2019

iPad

I Apple product that is manly used by Gen alphas to watch”Skibidi toilet”

My son will not stop watch skibidi toilet on his iPad

by Bending over to make sure you February 12, 2024

Ipad

It’s a magical device that will slowly fuck up your brain by watching skibidi toilet and lankybox or anything that rots your brain.It also fucked up gen alpha.

Kid 1: skibidi toilet Ohio rizz level 5 gyat kai cenat grimace shake.

Kid 2: the fuck is wrong with your brain? Do you have an iPad or something?

by Urban dictionary user23 April 12, 2024

iPad

A device created by Apple Inc., released on January 27, 2010, that features a display size between 7.9 inches and 12.9 inches, that has been updated for 12 years.

I just got my new iPad Pro M1, but it performs just as well as my 2018 version!

by No source definitions April 23, 2022