Humongocawkus

A rare medical condition where a male’s genitals are abnormally larger than normal. Symptoms include lightheadedness (believed to occur from blood volume needed to sustain erection) and lower back pain.

Treatment for the condition is as follows; limited sexual activity (sometimes a sling for genital support is recommended), medication to shrink the blood vessels in the shaft or in the most extreme cases, penile reduction.

Dr. Smith has diagnosed me with “Humongocawkus” and has prohibited sexual activity and prescribed me pain pills and a genital sling for the time being"

by C-LOS, LOS June 16, 2018

humongous hoe

a very fat, wide, big person who is also slutting it up with those of their preferred gender

hey look it’s Em!

no dude that’s the humongous hoe

by beer bellied bitch August 2, 2018

Humongo

A bigger version of a mixture between Huge and humorous.

That was one Humongo joke.

by That one fucker 2.0 April 16, 2019

HumongusDongus

HumongusDongus is talking about your peen/ween/Dick.

"Hey Carl how was yesterday with tranda?"
"Everything was fine until she showed me her HumongusDongus.

by What is a name May 18, 2020

huwon

the most adorable person on the planet

He doesn't even watch the shows I recommend.

He should be thankful he's huwon.

by scoobydoosaidhi September 9, 2020

Hunton

A surname from a family that are wonderful, kind and considerate.

Their surname is Hunton

by buffoonery October 5, 2020

Huon

A Crazy dude with no hair and has a big forehead. He has a bowl as his head and makes it look like he has an egg in each cheek.

He is an Eshay and always says ESHAYSSSS AND YEAH YEAH. Huon is a sick lad.

Jeez that person is a Huon

by jnkbb October 12, 2020