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A rare medical condition where a male’s genitals are abnormally larger than normal. Symptoms include lightheadedness (believed to occur from blood volume needed to sustain erection) and lower back pain.

Treatment for the condition is as follows; limited sexual activity (sometimes a sling for genital support is recommended), medication to shrink the blood vessels in the shaft or in the most extreme cases, penile reduction.
Dr. Smith has diagnosed me with “Humongocawkus” and has prohibited sexual activity and prescribed me pain pills and a genital sling for the time being"
by C-LOS, LOS June 16, 2018
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