ellie howitt

an amazing person, very kind. funny too!

beautiful.

when i say funny i mean she’s only funny because she thinks she is when in reality she’s not

ellie howitt is amazing!

by thedad_xx December 13, 2020

smoking howitzer

A smoking howitzer is a hidden fact so important in any investigation that when it is uncovered a smoking gun pales in comparison.

When the police discovered what the criminal had done, the chief said: "Forget about the smoking gun what we have here is a smoking howitzer.

by Rocking Robin June 28, 2023

Calcium howitzers

Relative to calcium cannons, only larger and more impactful in battle.

Duck and cover! that gal is packing calcium howitzers.

by The Casanova March 12, 2026

Full like a howitzer

As early as the 18th century, a drunkard was "as full as a cannon" or even a howitzer, alluding to the enormous mass of explosive charge contained in such a gun. It was only in the course of the 19th century that the howitzer was added as a reinforcement of this idiom.

Look at her, she is full like a howitzer...

by screampie July 17, 2022

Pulled a Hoxton

Pulling a Hoxton is to leave when you don't get your way.

P1: Did Jeff really just leave?
P2: Yeah, Stacy wouldn't give him any tit so he left. Pulled a Hoxton. What a loser.

by FrostyBYT August 28, 2022