Also known as the (Ignorant Fish), this is a unique being that apears to be a cross between a human and a large bottom feeding fish. Consuming mostly trash from the bottom of Damy Avis's pond, he gets sexually stimulated and uses his unique ability to flop/walk into her house during late nights. Attracting her with his disturbingly large glowing forehead they preform rough yet slimey coitus. After a long 8 hours of physical flopping in bed, he screams with a shrill moment of horny pleasure.
B-Horne
by Laveecalow April 10, 2014
When one says something depressing that brings the whole crowd down. Usually, a crowd is laughing and having fun, then the individual makes a sad or self depreciating comment that leaves everyone speechless or nervously laughing, while keeping a straight face.
"Man, that was a hilarious joke!"
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."
by TheMightyThor47 July 22, 2017
When having sex in the missionary style you grab a girl behind her knees and push them up beside her head. This causes her to look like a moose with horns.
by Johny Holmes October 27, 2009
Sergio: Hey mija, u want to polish my HORN OF THE UNICORN? Pull the trigger of my love gun? Ride the lightning? Pet my ant eater? Eat my beef jerkey?
Bitch: Yes!
Sergio: Ok, bend over and take it! Take it!
Bitch: Yes!
Sergio: Ok, bend over and take it! Take it!
by SERGIO SANDOVAL May 28, 2011
The legendary Eagle's voice. Which lives in the Mountains. This amazing sound was first discovered by Gen. Bikas Tron King.
by Bikas King January 02, 2010
A state of being in which someone is absolutely bricked up but it is ferocious and timid. It’s so solid to the point of zero control and it cannot be adjusted to hide it. It just be and there is only one thing you can say when everyone in your family and workplace and public place sees it.
Trish: oh…my….fucking…fucks…….what the actual hell my dude!
Terry towels jr.: I’m mighty horned
Trish (and everyone else present in unison): Ohhhh word! He is simply mighty horned and there’s nothing that can be done!
Bobby slacks: ITS MARCH MADNESS!! Zooooooops and slooooops ñëyuoirnes!
Terry towels jr.: I’m mighty horned
Trish (and everyone else present in unison): Ohhhh word! He is simply mighty horned and there’s nothing that can be done!
Bobby slacks: ITS MARCH MADNESS!! Zooooooops and slooooops ñëyuoirnes!
by Bro Jake March 22, 2023
You sure are funny today you must have held a unicorn horn or something.
Oh my my, holding my unicorn horn sure made u witty today.
Oh my my, holding my unicorn horn sure made u witty today.
by stevie the hero January 08, 2014