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band aids don't fix bullet holes

When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.
MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.
by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017
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hoelessly

adjective; qualifies an action that you wish to make clear was done in such a way that results in a total lack of hoes or is in some other way totally non-black.
"Dammit, I'm trying to sing this reggae song, but I can't because I'm hoelessly white"
by Rasta Dave July 28, 2008
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holmesskillet

Noun: Friend. Partner. Amigo. With the last name Holmes
I adore you, holmesskillet.
by Friendofholmes February 25, 2012
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holes all over the place

the moral raison d 'étre of the no spin zone is supposed to be about getting rid of the holes all over the place
by Sexydimma February 23, 2017
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holness

Holness means Holy One or Rapanzel or Girl or Four Foot Gangster
"Rapanzel, Rapanzel Let Down Your Hair" holness
by kncwejknfjkewnf May 6, 2018
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hoesss

you guys my hoesss. (;
by hoeee_number_uno May 26, 2018
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Holes in his bag

He’s got a few holes in his bag. In other words he’s got a few screws loose.
Example: The ICU staff physician has a few holes in his bag.
by Holesinherbag April 12, 2019
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