hobbit, hobbiting

anything you want it to

Stop your hobbiting around!
Shut up or ill cut off your hobbit.

by Matt444 February 19, 2004

Hobbit

A non-marijuana-smoking person who supports pot smokers.

Eric: He hangs out with all the Ents and yet he doesn't smoke...

Bob: Yeah, his a Hobbit.

by Meatloaf_King October 30, 2011

hobbit

Person who uses ebonics regularly

"Yo, i wish i can chop it up wit u" "You filthy hobbit."

by Kaiaer November 28, 2006

hiding the hobbit

to hide bilbo baggins up the wizards sleeve

to abuse ones self.to pet the one eyed trouser snake.to wank

by hugh jass September 23, 2003

Giving a Hobbit

When a person is sleeping, either shave your pubes or theirs, cum on their feet while they're sleeping, and then sprinkle on the hair, thus giving a "Hobbit-like" apperence

"Yeah, I was with this girl I didn't know last night and we hooked-up, we were drunk. Anyways, she passed out after we had sex, and I decided on "Giving a Hobbit" while she was sleeping, you should've seen the look on her face.

by Kostar November 27, 2007

hobbit

person with abnormally large feet

jesus christ megan is a fucking hobbit she has feet the size of bigfoot messin with sasquatch

by jfhegfbeytfuewbtfr November 26, 2007

Hobbit

Hobbit a small fat pussy who follows people that make fun of him. Lives on top of a hill and loves poon jobs, can be found humping a car and filing law suits.

"Lad is a hobbit"
"i hear hobbits get pushed into chairs and start crying"

by Luis May 5, 2005