Hippo Cups

When a girl has really large breasts, or wears H-cups.

When a gay guy wants to torment his straight friends by shaking his H-cups in their face. These H-cups are usually pillows.

GAY: Look, my straight friend is sleeping. I'll shake my hippo cups in his face.
STRAIGHT FRIEND: Dude get your hippo cups out of my face!

by c. richy May 24, 2007

Hippo Fart

Hippo fart is a scary teacher whose only purpose is to flirt, and scare 8th graders.

An example:
Nina: I saw Hippo Fart flirt with you.
Biba: yeah it was scary! She touched my shoulder. 😟

by Dizzybuffalo1307 February 14, 2023

hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.

Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

The hippo effect

When there is one decent girl standing among a bunch of fat ones it immediately increases their charisma

A: damn she's hot
B: nah man that's just the hippo effect

by James shandy October 30, 2018

Hippo Dick

Its were a guy has a HUGE Cock

Omg do you see that guy over there "yeah why" because shalisa said he has a hippo dick

by HandleSoflty January 3, 2018

Hippo Pussy

After you're done having an intense anal session with a girl and decide to fuck her in the pussy, you leave small particles of her shit on her pussy whilst you fuck her.

Adam gave me and my mom a wicked case of Hippo Pussy last night! I had to use the rough side of the scrubby sponge.

by Ram Ranch Jr. May 13, 2019

Hippo-Snatch

A term used for a woman so thirsty for the "D", that her actions leads one to think that her vagina is going to jump out of her pants and snatch that "D" up like a ball in Hungry Hungry Hippos!

While Ratchet's husband is doing a ten year bid in prison, she gets hungry for the "D". She's up in the club all Hippo-Snatching any dick wit a pulse n a dream, and she down with O.P.P.

by gfizzlemynizzle January 17, 2015