Hippo Cups

When a girl has really large breasts, or wears H-cups.

When a gay guy wants to torment his straight friends by shaking his H-cups in their face. These H-cups are usually pillows.

GAY: Look, my straight friend is sleeping. I'll shake my hippo cups in his face.
STRAIGHT FRIEND: Dude get your hippo cups out of my face!

by c. richy May 24, 2007

Hippo dick

Big pp

that man's hippo po is looking like a snack,let me get some of that hippo dick.

by Snaccc June 3, 2020

hippo money

When your woman spends the family cash without prior authorization.

All out of hippo money! WTF!

by OvenMitts&Zipties June 23, 2022

hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.

Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

Hippo Fart

Hippo fart is a scary teacher whose only purpose is to flirt, and scare 8th graders.

An example:
Nina: I saw Hippo Fart flirt with you.
Biba: yeah it was scary! She touched my shoulder. 😟

by Dizzybuffalo1307 February 14, 2023

Hippo Pussy

After you're done having an intense anal session with a girl and decide to fuck her in the pussy, you leave small particles of her shit on her pussy whilst you fuck her.

Adam gave me and my mom a wicked case of Hippo Pussy last night! I had to use the rough side of the scrubby sponge.

by Ram Ranch Jr. May 13, 2019

Hippo-Snatch

A term used for a woman so thirsty for the "D", that her actions leads one to think that her vagina is going to jump out of her pants and snatch that "D" up like a ball in Hungry Hungry Hippos!

While Ratchet's husband is doing a ten year bid in prison, she gets hungry for the "D". She's up in the club all Hippo-Snatching any dick wit a pulse n a dream, and she down with O.P.P.

by gfizzlemynizzle January 17, 2015