Hippo Cups

When a girl has really large breasts, or wears H-cups.

When a gay guy wants to torment his straight friends by shaking his H-cups in their face. These H-cups are usually pillows.

GAY: Look, my straight friend is sleeping. I'll shake my hippo cups in his face.
STRAIGHT FRIEND: Dude get your hippo cups out of my face!

by c. richy May 24, 2007

Hippo Dick

Its were a guy has a HUGE Cock

Omg do you see that guy over there "yeah why" because shalisa said he has a hippo dick

by HandleSoflty January 3, 2018

tiny hippo

Like hippo (from hypocrite), but also with a tiny body part. A "big mouth hippo" is a person who says something is wrong one day but then goes and does that exact same thing or has already done it in the past. Calling someone a tiny hippo is also making reference to their penis or if they are a women, their ass. So big mouth, small dick. Or big mouth, small ass (or tight arse - vulgar form). It is sometimes used to refer to a gay person who talks hypocritically, normally a bottom/submissive in the relationship.

(after hearing tall tale from some loudmouth) - "that dude is a tiny hippo."

by Dysklyver December 6, 2017

Hippo Fart

Hippo fart is a scary teacher whose only purpose is to flirt, and scare 8th graders.

An example:
Nina: I saw Hippo Fart flirt with you.
Biba: yeah it was scary! She touched my shoulder. 😟

by Dizzybuffalo1307 February 14, 2023

hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.

Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

yellow hippo

A person that has actually become obese on a diet of nothing but dog cum and gun powder.

Bobby: Dude, have you seen JR lately?!

Walker: Yeah, he needs to ease off all of that dog cum and gun powder before he becomes a yellow hippo.

by Elmuff November 15, 2018

dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake

hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.

by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023