hanger

Mommy Dearest's weapon of choice.

NO WIRE HANGERS..EVER

Joan Crawford:
No... wire... hangers. What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about me. What's wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me. I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do. Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger. We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers. And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Okalahoma. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess.

by Kib$ March 11, 2009

coat hanger

the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control

when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up

by gus gus February 25, 2004

hige

According to one source on the internet hige refers to the creases across the top of the legs of vintage Levi jeans - usually the so called "big E" variety. It's like where the jeans bunch up when you sit down. However, I think it can also be used to refer to any person, place or thing that has a distressed, rather lived in look.

Damn. Laura is givin' some major hige today. Must be the drugs and that wild life she's livin'.

by T Wade October 17, 2005

hanger

A hanger is a latcher, a person who latches on almost shadow like. Always after a free ride.

"He’s a bad hanger"
"I wish that hanger would fuck off"

by Pabzs April 1, 2008

Mr. Hingelberg

What a friggin dude. If you know a Mr. Hingelberg, (which is hard to find tbh..) tell him how much he matters!! He's poetic and honest, he wants to learn all about you, honestly. He is kind and super religious in the best way possible. He wants you to become a great person. He is openly honest about his past and his mistakes so you can learn from them. He respects you but has a big brother sense to him, he will carry you on his shoulders to your best possible self but can also be a little nosy (with love). He wants you to become not only a person who can think for yourself but a person who can develop into a person who helps others do the same. He is so friggin awesome and makes me what to just become a person of incredible wisdom and faith. If you know a Mr. Hingelberg, cherish him and be kind to him.

Ralph - Yo i got Mr. Hingelberg's class next
Jack - Lucky...

by NotEntirelyAlone February 9, 2022

Hanger-on

A hanger-on is someone who hangs on to a celebrity is either no longer relevant and are in the purgatory or relevance and irrelevance. A hanger on has something to gain by hanging out to the has-been celebrity. A hanger-on is a pejorative meant to belittle and degrade someone who is clasping on to a barely relevant celeb to increase their measly social status and career.

The only people left in Chris Brown's crew are hanger-on types.

by SmokerisnoJoker July 23, 2017

hidge creatch

a 1 on the 1-10 scale

i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.

by provider44 January 14, 2010