Hick Stick 

A weapon used by people in the southern states to train little children to not talk when other people are.

Mrs. Smith (Teacher)- So class today we are going to learn a new word its called ...

Little Johnny- (*whispers to friend) hehe Mrs. Smith smells like doodoo.

moments later.

*WHACK *WHACK *WHACK *WHACK
-that'll teach 'em.

Hick Stick by Garbinator September 13, 2005

Hick-y 

A large hickey given by a redneck or person of Applachian descent. May include tobacco stains and/or teeth marks due to dental unevenness. Often occurs at NASCAR parties and in the cow tent at county fairs.

"Hey Steph, what happened with you and that guy from the milking station?"
"Umm, I'm not taking my scarf off."
"Oh, a hick-y."

Hick-y by Kayls Colgate October 30, 2009

hick nogan 

Hick nogan is a term used to describe someone that simply doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone or anything.

Dude1: Have you noticed how Joseph has been acting a little weird lately?
Dude 2: Yeah, he's become a real hick nogan

hick nogan by nian the lion November 14, 2016

hick gay 

Not your heterosexual, let's go shopping gay. It's a let's live on a farm and raise chickens gay.

The hick gays are feeding their chickens

hick gay by LaceVenom October 23, 2017

hick ass thot

Abbr: HAT

Same principle as a thot, except notably worse. Hick Ass Thots incorporate cringe-worthy attempts at being “country” into their thottery. Like their thot cousins, Daddy issues are usually involved.

HAT’s, although they probably live in a suburb and haven’t stepped outside in their 13 years of life, will dress in jeans, cowboy boots, and camo sweatshirts. They can typically be found blasting shitty country music and talking in hood accents.

One of the HAT’s most common ways to lure in victims (Other than hicks, who come voluntarily), is by adopting contemporary, right-wing stances on current issues. A dead giveaway that you’re being duped is that they will never allow their charade to compromise their thot values. Reproductive rights issues are a common example of this.

Guy 1: “Man, I just met this great chick, she’s a real country girl”

Guy 2: “Wtf bro, she’s a hick ass thot!”

Guy 1: “Damn you’re right, she does bump a lot of Florida Georgia Line”

hick ass thot by ThotPatrol99 December 27, 2017

Hick hopper 

The name for girls who are primarily attracted to rednecks, similar to puck bunnies.

“Oh my god, did you hear about jessica and Connor? She’s such a hick hopper.”

Hick hopper by Begforus March 13, 2020

hick hack 

A life hack with very hickish overtones

(ie foraging for nails to fix broken sandals, “He hick hacked it”)

hick hack by Hillyho August 23, 2020