Halsvernichter

A dog straight from the depths of Hell, forged from Satans sperm cells and crusty red asshole. No one will ever know quite the mystery for it has been forsaken. Halsvernichter means Throat Annhialator. If you ever come in contact with Hals, I do not know what to say.

Those two kids were having fun at the park until Halsvernichter came and ripped their throats out.

by Fleischklopfer January 31, 2019

halper-jennings model

A very intricate model within HR how to do various things like energy savings within technology services and not be stupid lady wow. Written by Alan Halper and Chris Jennings through Odin and Also Odin Associates.

My wife was stupid lady wow until I implemented the Halper-Jennings Model. The lawyer might be the dog and butt jizzes sometimes wow but he was very helpful through the entire process. Thanks, Scoobz!

by KuroiXHF July 4, 2020

Halpert's Disease

A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.

"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."

by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020

Haverscoping

The type of animation style created by Joel Haver using a type of cartoon style animated by a program called Ebsynth.

Friend 1: Wow! That sure was a funny video and style. I wish I can make a video like that.
Friend 2: You can. Joel showed his animation style and people call it Haverscoping.

by KasianS May 16, 2021

Haverford High School

Haverford High is very athletically and academically gifted. Under jurisdiction from Pistol Pete, our lord and savior, the school prospers from the shitty music delivered on the beautiful PA's on Friday's. With multiple scandals like the infamous Woofydoc65 incident, the students are always wondering what will happen next. So if you're going to Haverford good luck. As bad as it sounds, the teachers are great, and the support from fellow classmates is always encouraging. Have fun being a Ford for the next 4 years of your sad depressing horny lives.

I love the principal at Haverford High School, Pistol Pete is amazing.

by _butt_ April 25, 2022

Haversham House

Haversham House, HQ of the Sesh Bears, you can check out any time you like, But you can never leave, or the squatter bear will maul you.

If you're having a Haversham House one invite ketbags

by The Chainsaw chronicles November 2, 2022

wive_haver

wive_haver is a very sexy tiktoker that is hotter than you they post dream smp content and they are super cool

"hey! have you seen wive_haver's new tiktok?"

by gnfstits July 15, 2021