Halo is for 30 year old man children that have a 9 to 5 job that they're unsatisfied with and Halo is the only thing giving them that little bit of satisfaction they need to keep themselves from insanity.
"Hey honey! Where's the controller?" She responds with, "I told you to stop coming to my house to play Halo, that's for the kids!
by Neroes June 06, 2018
by GHyper March 18, 2019
by Big boy Chungus daddy 304 October 23, 2019
The most freaking awesome SHOOTER ever. ALL WHO CALL IT OVERRATED, YOU ARE JUST SUCKY NOOBS WHO CAN'T AIM A RIFLE FOR SHIT, OR DO GIRLS AS WELL. Good, now that I got my anger out, here are some Halo-related facts:
1. Elites R Gay
2. 117 Rocks
3. Johnson Rocks
4. A SCORPION is an erect...well, we all know.
5. RedvsBlue is cool.
6. IF you love games like Halo, then you love girls as well.
7. Sniper Rifles R NOT to be used by noobs under any conditions, unless it is aimed the wrong way.
8. Tarturus has sick thoughts in his head about Miranda.
9. All Halo related ideas are cool
10. If Rainbow Six, Star Wars Battlefront, and Halo were to become one, we'd get the best GAME ever.
11. Keyes and Halsey do it, out comes Miranda, it's the truth and nothing but the truth.
12. Spark is gay, but I guess being stuck on Halo for billions of years can do that.
13. Halo is a game for true gamers. if you brag about how good you are, it's probably becuase you got a SPNKR. (I'd take your ass out with a fucking M6D anyway.)
14. Sputnik mode should be an all-the-time effect.
15. Warthogs and Banshees are mobiles for my P.I.M.P homies.
1. Elites R Gay
2. 117 Rocks
3. Johnson Rocks
4. A SCORPION is an erect...well, we all know.
5. RedvsBlue is cool.
6. IF you love games like Halo, then you love girls as well.
7. Sniper Rifles R NOT to be used by noobs under any conditions, unless it is aimed the wrong way.
8. Tarturus has sick thoughts in his head about Miranda.
9. All Halo related ideas are cool
10. If Rainbow Six, Star Wars Battlefront, and Halo were to become one, we'd get the best GAME ever.
11. Keyes and Halsey do it, out comes Miranda, it's the truth and nothing but the truth.
12. Spark is gay, but I guess being stuck on Halo for billions of years can do that.
13. Halo is a game for true gamers. if you brag about how good you are, it's probably becuase you got a SPNKR. (I'd take your ass out with a fucking M6D anyway.)
14. Sputnik mode should be an all-the-time effect.
15. Warthogs and Banshees are mobiles for my P.I.M.P homies.
Playing for hours on end and getting millions of points versus like three is OK. Halo is the best shooter ever, and you should appreciate that, until HAlO 3 comes, cause Halo and Halo 2 will not be the best anymore, peace.
by Owen Ortiz October 19, 2005
by Code Search September 12, 2008
Let's go play Halo for 7 hours at a sleepover!
Your halos are glowing so brightly we won't need the lamps, that's very nice.
Richard Marcinko pulled a textbook HALO jump yesterday.
^^that guy is gay
Your halos are glowing so brightly we won't need the lamps, that's very nice.
Richard Marcinko pulled a textbook HALO jump yesterday.
^^that guy is gay
by fucksoid May 01, 2005