National haircut day

The first day that all Americans are released from government quarantine (Corona virus pandemic of 2020) to go to a barber and get their haircut.

Look at everybody with hippie hair. I can't wait until National haircut day! 🇺🇸💇💇🏼 🌄

by JoeyBomm April 21, 2020

bell end haircut

a regular bowl cut hairstyle which is higher at the forehead and low at back, its smooth contoured edge give it the look of a male glans (bell end)

hairstylist, please give me a bell end haircut because i am a total retard and enjoy my head looking like that of a penis

by davidbrent August 11, 2006

Justin Bieber Haircut

Originally used to describe a style of hair where it was a little too long and a little untamed it now has been hijacked by adults to describe any haircut which they do not like or feel does not looks good. Often this style, although considered unattractive and sloppy, by the majority of people, is found to be popular among young prepubescent girls and their overly dependent hormone fueled boy-toys.

Dad: "Nice justin bieber haircut son."
Son: " Yeah I know, I'm getting a hair cut today..."

by CMSG January 2, 2012

Nae nae haircut

A nae nae haircut is the lack of a haircut.

Or if you have a bad haircut, it’s a nae nae haircut

CheezWhizAddict: Dude your hair looks like my foreskin
Whoreepuke: Nah bro, that’s just my nae nae haircut

by CheezWhizAddict April 14, 2020

mud shark haircut

Any white girl who has low cut or shaved hair in the back and long hair on the sides. VIA reverse bowl cut

mud shark haircutmud shark jungle fever

by mattygt October 12, 2011

the liberal arts haircut

when one of ur girl friends goes to a liberal arts college and realizes the misogyny of the world and cuts off all her hair and probably starts wearing ugly glasses. May or may not dye her hair.

Angela went to Amherst and got the liberal arts haircut.

by rethtwtwhtrebngrnbgtr December 5, 2017

staten island haircut

A mob term for slitting someone’s throat generally done by a mob patsy or associate. Defined by Big sexy

generally happens to a buttafuoco Sitting in the barber chair the mob sends a patsy in to slice em ear to around the neck. Hey tommy need ya to run on down to the ole barber and give little franky that slimy buttafuoco a Staten Island haircut real quick or ya can fa get about us opening are books for ya !

by Big sexy the only whop in mn October 14, 2020